Bill's Makeover, Part 9

As Bill stood in front of his full-length mirror, he wasn't sure what he hated more. His now shaved head or the suit Lafayette put him in. Lala had dressed him a dark gray, Hugo Boss suit. It wasn't ill-fitting like most of Bill's clothes, so this was a new experience for him. Change was not something that Bill Compton embraces.  Bill could hear Pam, Jessica, Hoyt and Tara in the parlor playing his Wii. Apparently, Pam was quite skilled at his bowling game. To quote Tara, "Pam was moping the floor with Hoyt". Normally, Bill liked his women weak and needy. Bill enjoys having the upper hand. Sick, I know. Bill Compton is really a shrink's wet dream. However, Bill found Pam to be the exception. He found himself daydreaming of Pam putting him over her knee and spanking him. "Oh, Billy, you've been a bad, bad boy". Yeah, paging Dr. Freud.

Lafayette: *standing next to Bill* "So boyfriend, what do ya think?"

Bill: *grunting a bit*: " I must say Lafayatte... I hate what you've done to my hair."

Lafayette: " Yeah, you do look like an old ass Charlie Brown......However, you will be thanking me later. "

Bill: " Oh, really? How is that?"

Lafayette: " Look... your hair was super damaged from you dying it. You needed a fresh start. Besides, as you like to say ,* putting up his hands in a quoting movement* "I'm Vampire", your hair will be grown back in a week. I'm sure you'll have a Justin Beiber hair do before you know it."

Bill: " Who is this Beiber fellow?"

Lafayette: *  throwing his hands up* : "You are the lamest motherfucker ever. So what about the suit?"

Bill: *Making a face*: "Well.... it's.... okay."

Lafayette : * raising his voice*: " Okay? Your civil war, country ass can't be serious? That's Hugo Fucking Boss , you have on!"

Bill: *Giving Lala the side eye* " Is that a friend of yours?"

Lafayette: * talking to himself* : " I swear to fucking God! This is what I get. No good deed goes unpunished."

Bill: " Look, Lafayette... I appreciate the suit but I'm not sure this is my style."

Lafayette: " Okay, what is your style? Hee Haw? Country Strong? What? Tell me, because that's a mother fucking $7500 suit on your vampire ass!"

Bill: * Looking stunned* : " What?!?!"

Lafayette: " Hell, I got that suit from an old boyfriend mine."

Bill: "You dated someone who could afford this kind of suit?"

Lafayette: " Don't look surprise, asshole. He was a senator. Besides, I'm giving it to you because that brings back too many bad memories."

Bill: * Feeling bad about being bratty*: "Well... thank you Lafayette. Your generosity is appreciated. I apologize for being so rude.* smiles* I'll wear this Huey Boss with pride."

Lafayette: " It's HUGO BOSS. And your welcome."

Lafayette starts to collect his things and starts cleaning up.

Bill: "Shall I show everyone how I look in this?"

Lafayette: " Go ahead."

Bill walks into the parlor and everyone but Pam turns around. Jessica let's out a yelp. She rushes over her maker and gives him hug.

Jessica: "Bill, you look so handsome!!!!"

Hoyt: " Look at you, Vampire Bill. So GQ."

Tara gives Bill a smile and a thumbs up. Pam meanwhile continues to play on the Wii.

Bill: " So Pam ... what is your verdict?"

Pam: * Still playing her video game, she gives Bill a quick glance*,  " Well you look nice Bill. Now shut the fuck up while I play my game. "

Bill has never been so turned on.