Bill still hot for Pam.....

It's been a few months since Bill Compton has seen Pam. Like the old saying says, "Absence does make  the heart grow fonder." Night after night, his thoughts are all about Pam. Well...... here's what happened. King of the Vampires, Russell Edgington, shortly before Valentine's Day sent Bill on assignment in Ohio. Apparently, word has gotten out that some clinic out there claims it can "cure" vampires. Turns them back to humans is the claim. Word is it's The Church of Sun at it again. Russell put Bill on the case. So he's out of town. More on that later.......but here's what's been going on with Bill's obsession with Pam.

It was a typical night at Fangtasia. Crowded with fang bangers looking to hook up. Vampires looking for their next meal. Tourist wearing their teva sandals and trying to figure out who's dead and who's alive. Ginger's at the bar wearing a dress that was a bit too tight and heels that are too high. Ahhh, sweet Ginger. Mixing her drinks and not noticing when a tourist would snap pictures of her ass, as she shakes it to whatever, DJ "Dipshit", as Pam calls him, would spin. Yeah, another night. Like all nights there. Pam was at her usual spot by the door. Looking as sexy as ever. Classic Levi, red tank top and a pair of 5 inch black strappy sandals. Her hair pulled up in a tight ponytail. Casual but still sexy.

As she scanned the room, she could see there was no one to feed on tonight. The thought of a dinner of "True Blood" made her sick to her stomach. Almost like imagining herself having to listen to Ginger go on and on about her up coming Disney Cruise again.  Oh, just yesterday, Ginger was telling Pam all about it.  " Pam, I can't tell you how excited I am. I just need to get Donald and Goofy's autograph on this trip. And let me tell you my autograph book will be complete".  Pam of course had to burst her bubble and remind her, " You know your getting autograph's from people inside costumes, right?". It took an hour and some glamouring to get Ginger to calm down.

Pam had enough and headed to the back room. Her maker, Eric, was at his desk. " Ah, Pam, why does it always seem that I'm going through the mail. I'm not the only one who's works here" he reminded her as she walked through the back door. As Pam sat down on the couch, she of course had an answer for him, "Isn't that Ginger's job?" Eric leaned back in his chair, " You know damn well... that I would never let Ginger handle any mail. Especially the bills". Pointing his long right index finger at her, " Remember when I asked her give me change for a $1 once ?" Pam gives him a blank look. "Remember? " he nudges her with his words, "she gave me 84 cents back? ". Pam lets out a sigh. "And you also remember that's why we hired, Marty." Motioning with his hands, " To ring up all the orders at the bar?". Pam again blank stare. " You know the short, fat guy with the cock eye and the bad tattoos?" "Yeah, yeah", Pam replied. Eric rolls his eyes at her, "What seems to be the problem, Pamela? " Again no answer. "Well it can't be PMS. Hmmm. Hungry perhaps?". Pam let's out a sigh. " I'm just in a mood".

Eric continues looking through the bills and says, "Please Pam, you really need to on top of these things when I'm out". Pam is now sitting with her arms crossed and not saying anything. Eric looks up and sees that his "child" isn't getting it. "Pam, I'm serious. You're too important to me. I need you on top of these things".  "Fine" , Pam replies and starts heading to the door. " Fine, fine. I'm sorry. It's just after 100 years, I think you should cut me some slack". She looks back and sees that her maker is looking at an envelope very intently. "What is it?" Pam asks. Eric looks up give her a grin. " What?" , she asks again.  Still ginning Eric replies, "Looks like it's a note from....Compton." Holding up the envelope, " Is there something I should know about?" Pam's white face becomes a bit flushed. She can see that her maker has noticed. "Fine. But I don't want to hear I told you so."

Pam comes over to the desk and sits at the corner. "Remember when I helped Jessica with Bill's makeover?". Eric puts his hands up and moves his fingers to signal quotation marks , as he says, " And by "makeover" you mean getting him clothes that fit". Pam makes a face, "We cut his hair too". Eric starts grinning, "And....". Pam gets up and start walking around the room, " I think he may have gotten the wrong idea". Eric now looks serious, " What do you mean wrong idea?" Pam replies, " Well......He keeps leaving me voice mails. He even sent me flowers once to the club, while you were in Finland . He  said he brought me a gift back from Peru". Pam can feel her palms getting sweaty, " I called him and told him to leave me alone and that I was not interested. I guess he can't take no for an answer".

Eric gets up and walks toward Pam. He puts his hands on her shoulders, " Do you need me to speak with him?" Pam looks up at her maker, " Oh, thank you. I'm sorry to get you involved in this mess. I should have listened to you in the first place". Suddenly Pam's eyes, fill with tears. Bloody vampire tears. Eric embraces Pam and says, "Shhhhh, please don't cry. When I get through with Manbangs he'll never bother you again".  Pam wipes her eyes and looks up at her maker, "Are you going to kill him?". Eric gives her a toothy grin, "Nah. I'm just going to have a word with him. That's all". Sure, Eric, sure.

Hello & Sorry

My darlings, I'm soooo sorry, that I have not posted in soooooo long. Long story short , it's been a very busy 4 months for me. For starters my family and I moved to a new state and things are back to normal now. I will not leave you hanging much longer. As Bill and his pathetic self will be back in action soon.

Viking Kisses,
-Suzy-