Part 6 Bill's Makeover

Lafayette and Tara are the first arrive at Bill Compton's, ancestral home. Lafayette's reaction as they pull up to driveway is one of disgust. "Damn, Sookie must have seriously been hard up..... because there is no way in hell that my fine ass would have stepped foot in that shit hole" he announces . Tara giggles, " Look who woke up on the bitch side of the bed". They unload Lafayette's trunk of "wardrobe treasures" and walk up to the door. " This motherfucker better be cooperative.....because I don't have time for bullshit", Lafayette says, as he rings the bell. Jessica answers the door , "Hey Y'all..come on in".

Bill is sitting on the red couch, his legs crossed and he's reading a Fodder's Travel Book on Peru. Bill sees Jessica letting Tara and Lafayette in. Bill cringes and realizes that this makeover is happening. Why can't Jessica just let him be. For nearly 170 years Bill has been just fine. His favorite shades of brown and gray, along with his tight pants have always suited him well. Bill thinks to himself, "I'll just be a polite southern gentlemen and listen to their advice. Then after they leave I shall return to my old ways". "Yes, yes", he nods. His man bangs flying back and forth. "That is what I shall do".

" Bill?", Jessica calls out to him. Bill is nodding his head back in forth, smiling. Sort of day dreaming. "Bill! Some of our guests are here!" Jessica says scolding him. Bill snaps out of it. He stands up and walks towards Lafayette and Tara. Mumbling to himself, "Just one night. That's it".

Bill: " Welcome Lafayette and Tara" *smiling* " to my ancestral home."

Tara: "Thank you  Bill. You have..ah.....beautiful house."

Bill: " Thank you, Tara. It has been in the Compton family for centuries".

Lafayette: *eye balling Bill* : " Yeah well, it looks like it. Where can I put this trunk? You getting dressed in the living room?"

Bill: * gasping a bit* : " Ah no , sir. We have ladies here this evening...and we must act like gentlemen. No nudity". * smiling a bit*

Tara: " Bill, you being naked won't bother me. You've seen one dick, you've seen them all".

Lafayette: " Hooker, speak for ya self".

Just then the door bell rings. " Dammit!" Bill thinks to himself. Yup, it's Pam. As usual Pam looks like a  million dollar. Even though tonight, she's a bit dressed down. In jeans, Ked sneakers and a cute sweater from Ann Taylor, Pam looks awesome. Her hair is flowing and even Lafayette can't take his eyes off her. If there's one woman on this planet that Lala would fuck , it's Pam.

Lafayette: " Damn... Pam" * looking her up and down*  "You're looking FINE!"

Pam: * dead pan * "I know", * winks at Lala* , " Now.. where's America's Next Top Model?"

Bill is not happy that Pam has made a joke about him so early in the evening. He ignores her and offers everyone a drink.

Tara: " What do you have?"

Bill: " Fresca, Ginger Ale and of course True blood."

Jessica pipes in : "I have a fruit tray and some chips in the kitchen too" skipping into the kitchen as everyone follows, " And like, oh, Pam , Sookie brought me these blood clot cookies from Talbot. Their like so good." * Pulls them out of the fridge that Hoyt bought Jessica as a surprise a couple of month ago. Okay, let's be honest, Hoyt was sick of drinking warm soda.*

Pam: *smiles* : " Thanks kid" *takes a bite* " Oh, these are good".

Bill: * pouting a bit* " Sookie... gave those to you from Talbot?"

Jessica: " Yeah, she thought Pam would enjoy them."

Bill: * gabbing one of the tray* : " And what am I? Chop liver?" *Before Pam could answer he says* , "Never mind."

Pam: claps her hands once: "Okay, let's get this started before "Just for Men" here * Pointing to Bill* changes his mind".

Bill gasps : "Excuse me? What did you call me?"

Pam: * Taking a swig of her True Blood that Jessica just handed her* : "Bitch, Please... everybody knows you color your hair".

Lafayette * laughing * : " I thought that was a wig."

Bill is now pissed. This is not going well. Jessica starts to panic a bit. She looks at Pam, who has yet to lose her cool. "Damn" Jessica thinks, "I want to be  Pam when I grow up."

Bill:* Flashes his fangs and starts to shout* " I am Vampire! I could destroy all of you in a matter of minutes. I could eat you all alive."    

There is silence. Then there is a roar of laughter.

Pam * walk over to Bill*: "You are so uptight", *wipes the drool from his mouth with a napkin*, "Christ on a cracker, Bill. Lighten up. Tara got your camera ready?"

Tara * with cheese and fruit in her mouth* : 'Right here in my purse."

Bill frowns,  looks down at the floor. Pam starts to guide Bill by his shoulders, into the living room , while carrying a stool from the kitchen. Everyone else follows.  Pam places the stool down in the middle of the floor and point to Bill to sit. He winces a bit and sits down. " This really going to happen" he thinks to himself.

Jessica * hopping up and down* : " OH, MY GOD! Bill this is gonna be like soooo cool! Aren't you excited???"

Bill: * Dead pan* " No."

Pam: *leans over him and whispers in his right ear* : " Come on Bat Boy , relax. Think of me as your maker. Just shut up and do as I say."

What happens next... well it shocks Bill. He finds himself becoming aroused with Pam in such proximity. How could this be? Her perfume? Her flowing hair? Her whispered voice in his ear? This is going to be a long night for the pathetic Bill Compton.


**Part 7 later this week...............**