Bill hangs out with Franklin.

Bill invites his friend Franklin Mott over. A vampire who has a very sexy British accent and the fastest person undead or alive, you'll ever see texting. The evening entails True Blood and golf on Bill's Wii. Of course Franklin is bored to tears (because he's cool) and is trying desperately to get Bill out of the house.

Franklin: "Bloody hell! Let's get the fuck out here. I'm in desperate need of sex and some real blood".

Bill: * while putting it into the 8th hole @ Pebble Beach* " May I remind you Franklin, that you are enjoying a quality blend of True blood. Part Type O negative and Ab positive. It's very refreshing."

Franklin: *rolls his eyes* "Are you mad, man? This taste like crap. You've been mainstreaming too long".

Bill lets out a gasp as he misses the hole. ( Sounds like what Sookie put up with during their love making) . Bill stares at Franklin for a few moments.

Franklin: "I'm serious man. Come on. Let's go hit a few titty bars. I need some release".

Bill * laughing* : "Oh, dear friend. We're not young men anymore. That time has passed".

Franklin: " Speak for yourself. Have you been neutered? "

From the hallway , Jessica comes into the parlor. It's really a living room but that's what Bill calls it.

Jessica: "Franklin, he is so like NOT Eric. He is like some middle age cat lady with his Oprah and crappy throat music."

Franklin* now laughing* : "See "Ginger" here is right. You act like some old bird".

Bill now is annoyed. He gives Jessica a dirty look.

Bill: " Are you done with your nastiness?"

Jessica: " Ah.. not really".

Now Bill notices that Jessica is dressed  like what he would call a "Harlot". Mini skit, black boots, tight t-shirt and leather jacket.

Bill: "Please explain this outfit. you look like a ..."

Jessica: "Let me a guess? A harlot".

Franklin now is laughing so hard, he's has to sit down on Bill formerly flea infested couch.

Bill: *gunts* " I can not permit you to leave this residence in such an outfit"

Jessica * let's out a sigh* : "I have to work tonight ".

Franklin: " Please tell me your dancing somewhere now. Daddy's got a pocket full of ones burning a hole in his pants". * Winks at her*

Jessica* Looking at Franklin* "YUCK! "

Bill: " Where are you going?"

Jessica: " I'm helping at Fangtasia tonight. Pam called to see if I wanted to make some extra cash and wait some tables. They have a private party. That Nan Flanagan is having her 375th birthday there tonight".

Bill: * Now the wheels in his pea brain are slowly moving* "Perhaps.... you should let me drive you to Shreveport".

Jessica: " No. Sookie isn't going to be there. Eric took her to Sweden on vacation.Besides.... I have someone giving me a ride".

Bill: "Oh. *grunts* Of course he did".

Franklin: "Oh geesh, Bill.... * waving his arms* you gotta get over Sookie".

Bill: "Never! She is mine!"

Franklin: "Ah no....she's not. Face the facts Bill. Viking wins. Bigger wallet, better looking, bigger dick plus he can fly. If I was a chick.... I'd fuck him too".

Bill:*stares at Franklin* " Who's driving you?"

Jessica: "Tara"

Bill: *grunts* "That crazy woman!!!! I can't permit this!!!!!!! She's bonkers!!!!"

Franklin: *gets up walks towards Jessica* " Who's Tara?"

Bill: " She's Sookie oldest friend and the craziest person alive".

Franklin: "OOOh, I'm intrigued"

Jessica: "She's helping at the bar tonight as well "

Ding dong , door bell rings.

Jessica opens the door, let's Tara in.

Jessica: "Hey! Let me grab my purse".

Tara: " Cool"

Tara sees Bill. They exchange glances.

Tara: "Well, well... motherfucker".

Bill: "Tara, you're as charming as ever".

Tara: " Who's your friend?"

Franklin smiles at Tara.

Franklin: "Hello, darling... My name is Franklin Mott".

Tara * looks him up and down*  " Hi *dryly* What are you doing hang out with Man bangs?"

Bill grunts and turns his back to her - "Vile witch"

Franklin * laughing* " Man Bangs? Ooo.. I like that.* winks at Bill* I've known Bill for centuries. Are you Sookie's bestie?"

Tara: "Yeah"

Franklin *smiling* - "I must say you're much prettier".

Bill *gasping* - "Tara is vile creature. She can not be compare to the miracle that is Sookie".

Tara: " Motherfucker, you need to shut up before I make sure your ass meets the sun".

Franklin *laughing*- "Oh Tara, I have never been so turned on in my life".

Tara *Eye balling Franklin* - "Well Jessica and I need to go. Nice to meet you Franklin. "

Jesscia: " Bill, I'll be back before dawn. Bye Franklin".

Franklin: " Yeah, see ya ladies... Oh and Tara, I'll be calling on you soon".

Tara smiles at Franklin. The ladies walk out.

Franklin hits Bill on the shoulder.

Franklin: "What the bloody hell is wrong with you?!?!"

Bill: "What?"

Franklin "That Tara is a fucking perfect. Mmmm. I'd love to give her..."

Bill: "Enough. I need to finish my game".

Franklin: " I'm beginning to think those tight pants are cutting off the oxygen to your brain".

Bill ignores Franklin.

Franklin * Let's out a deep breath" - "Where's your phone book, mate?"

Bill" Why?"

Franklin: " I need a hooker and a pizza".